avenue:

january 2013: this shall be my year

may 2013: well, shit

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

egoistics:

how i do my homework:
• look at it for a few seconds
• cry
• blog about how much i hate homework

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery)

balanceandperfection:

I’m about to do some cleaning, so reblog this post if you want to be promoted to 7.5k+ when I’m finished!
Must be following me.
No likes.

I will check x

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

(Source: onegleeheart)

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

tastefullyoffensive:

[budidanbadu]

(Source: oh-whiskers)