May 2013
egoistics:
how i do my homework:
• look at it for a few seconds
• cry
• blog about how much i hate homework
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
Promo time!
balanceandperfection:
I’m about to do some cleaning, so reblog this post if you want to be promoted to 7.5k+ when I’m finished!
Must be following me.
No likes.
I will check x
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
2 tags
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
tatehorror:
*comes out of the anon closet*
actualcannibalfeferipeixes:
mATH HOMEWORK???
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS
knightscrest:
SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL
lovehgood:
let me introduce you to a button i’ll never use
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
wreck-it-mikey:
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
“Train like you’re the worst. Perform like you’re the best.”
– (via notsooprimaballerina)
6 tags
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spenceralthouse:
I just want someone to hold hands with and kiss and talk about personal stuff with.
“Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.”
– S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via cinisterr)
“The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem”
– Captain Jack Sparrow (via the100rabh)
My approach to all job applications
breakingintopublishing:
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
batteur:
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
justpiercetheveilalready:
i love the feeling of listening to new music and you really like it from the first listen and you just
dude
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
tonylovesthecapsicle:
onedirectioncutefacts:
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
“Live for yourself. Love those around you - but realise they have their own...”
– Alex Gaskarth (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
