C'est la vie de Blondie

  • Intro: yo dis my paper
  • Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
  • Conclusion: dats it lol bye

  • Posted 7 hours ago with 321,945 notes | via| ©


    sheeranal:

    single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

    Posted 7 hours ago with 467,653 notes | via| ©


    damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

    damnaveragesheep:

    stripperina:

    rachellgmh:

    I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

    At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

    dude

    Posted 7 hours ago with 386,508 notes | via| ©


    I’ve been putting off texting my roommate about dorm stuff because from the two times that we’ve texted, she seems like she’s got the personality of a rock.



    I ordered this flag almost a week ago, and I still haven’t received an email saying that it’s been shipped.

    I ordered this flag almost a week ago, and I still haven’t received an email saying that it’s been shipped.



    Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
    favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)
    Posted 11 hours ago with 33,169 notes | via| ©


    starkweek:

    jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

    Posted 16 hours ago with 253,774 notes | via


    umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

    umbreon-ite:

    Ah yes, the flute

    Posted 16 hours ago with 72,594 notes | via| ©


    elizabitchtaylor:

    I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

    What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

    I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

    Posted 16 hours ago with 118,067 notes | via| ©


    Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

    Posted 16 hours ago with 96,536 notes | via| ©


    illest:

    Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

    Posted 16 hours ago with 95,697 notes | via| ©


    zhenji:


All at once everything looks different Now that I see you 

for captainamericaa

    zhenji:

    All at once everything looks different
    Now that I see you

    for captainamericaa

    Posted 16 hours ago with 1,133 notes | via| ©


    uglygirlsclub:

    don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

    Posted 16 hours ago with 411,071 notes | via| ©


    reblog if you support transgender people and believe that we aren’t just confused

    roantnerd:

    i have a point to prove to my mom. i want 6 million or more notes. maybe then she will stop acting like someone caused me to “think” this. or that it’s the same as being gay.

    Posted 16 hours ago with 7,121 notes | via| ©


    You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
    Hillary Clinton  (via neonchills)
    Posted 16 hours ago with 67,306 notes | via| ©




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