And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried
*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”
really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree
Today in biology, I learned that horses, bunnies, mice, and rats can’t vomit.
i dont even know why i bother developing crushes if all im going to do is stare at you from a distance everyday until I mentally decide to break up with you
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
'Frozen is Disney's first movie about sisters!'
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”