chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

(Source: onegleeheart)

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

tastefullyoffensive:

[budidanbadu]

(Source: oh-whiskers)

tatehorror:

*comes out of the anon closet*

lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

(Source: weasleyismygingerhairedking)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: patrick-martin-vaughn-stump)

knightscrest:

SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL