single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.
At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”
I’ve been putting off texting my roommate about dorm stuff because from the two times that we’ve texted, she seems like she’s got the personality of a rock.
I ordered this flag almost a week ago, and I still haven’t received an email saying that it’s been shipped.
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
Ah yes, the flute
I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!
I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
All at once everything looks different
Now that I see you
don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
i have a point to prove to my mom. i want 6 million or more notes. maybe then she will stop acting like someone caused me to “think” this. or that it’s the same as being gay.